Please Explain to Us Why We Can’t Have This Shirt, Like, Right Now?

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You guys, I have to tell you something. There’s a shirt out there, right at this moment, nearly for sale, that changes pattern and color. But that’s not even ALL it does. It’s a shirt for workers. It’s a shirt for bikers. It’s a shirt that can sense the most subtle change in the wind.

It’s this shirt.

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Ah yes, you may say. Just a normal shirt, with a plaid design. But nay. NAY. ‘Tis so much more.

Take a look at this shirt now:

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YES! It is the SAME SHIRT! No tricks! No lies! The ONE SHIRT TO RULE THEM ALL!

And NOW look at the shirt!

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DO YOU SEE WHAT IT DID THERE? Same shirt, DIFFERENT LOOK!

I don’t know how on earth we missed this. Seriously. It’s a game-changer and the game has sorely needed to be changed for folks like us who simply don’t want to change shirts more than once in a day. Thank God it’s finally here.

O brave new world, that has such shirts in it!

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Henry Giardina is FourTwoNine's Senior Editor

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