Beyonce is Officially Too Pregnant to Headline Coachella


Although she will grace us with two more children, the Queen Bey won’t be at Coachella. You can’t have your cake and eat it too, our Mother of Music reminds us.

A statement was released assuring the public that she will headline next year, but this year she has to birth two more fabulous babies.

So many fans who hadn’t even considered going to Coachella bought tickets and are now stuck with the hipster fest sans Beyonce. The starting cost for Coachella tickets are $375, and the price is the same without Beyonce.

Coachella hasn’t officially stated who will take over the irreplaceable singer’s spot, but the closest matches could be Lady Gaga or Rihanna.

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