Senator Preaches ‘Family Values’, Ends Up in Gay Prostitution Scandal

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All Oklahoma Senator Ralph Shortey wanted was for this country to uphold the sacred family values that made it great in the first place: Heterosexual love, marriage between a man and a woman, and rough sex with underage boys in a Super 8 motel.

Wait, what?

That’s right. a Republican senator known for his support of ‘family values’ (i.e. state-supported homophobia) resigned yesterday after being busted for paying a 16 year old boy for sex at a Super 8 Motel within– get this–1,000 feet of a church! Which, in Oklahoma, is a whole other goddamn charge, my friends.

Isn’t karma awesome?

Shortey is married with three kids. Talk about family values.

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Henry Giardina is FourTwoNine's Senior Editor

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