All Oklahoma Senator Ralph Shortey wanted was for this country to uphold the sacred family values that made it great in the first place: Heterosexual love, marriage between a man and a woman, and rough sex with underage boys in a Super 8 motel.
That’s right. a Republican senator known for his support of ‘family values’ (i.e. state-supported homophobia) resigned yesterday after being busted for paying a 16 year old boy for sex at a Super 8 Motel within– get this–1,000 feet of a church! Which, in Oklahoma, is a whole other goddamn charge, my friends.
Isn’t karma awesome?
Shortey is married with three kids. Talk about family values.