Why Does Donald Trump Jr. Follow a ‘Blow Job Coach’ on Twitter?

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After a week of rumors, Donald Trump Jr. has officially ruled out a bid for New York governor in 2018, but not without leaving the possibility open for a future run.  “Maybe someday,” he said Tuesday. “You never know.”

If and when Trump’s favorite son ever does run for office, however, he seems aware that Twitter could be his Achilles heel. “I’m probably a little more like my father in that sense,” he recently told the New York Times. “You know, I say what I’m thinking. But if you are looking to create a story, you can probably come up with something.”

Because there’s so little real news out there, we decided to take him up on that challenge. It’s no secret that Donald Jr  has sent out lots of inappropriate tweets, from Islamophobic Skittles analogies to fake stories about CNN, but what we find particularly noteworthy is who he’s chosen to follow.

For a man who enjoys posing with the trophy carcasses of exotic African game (that’s him with the severed tail of an elephant), it should come as no surprise just under 20 percent of the 1,097 users young Trump follows on Twitter represent gun manufacturers, gun and hunting accessories, or firearms and hunting publications—210 accounts in all. And that’s not including the 48 accounts committed to fishing, the 27 dedicated to archery, the seven celebrating slingshots, or the six devoted to knives and axes. “I AM A HUNTER I don’t hide from that,” Trump Jr. has tweeted. Fair enough.

But included among the non-lethal accounts he follows are more than a few questionable ones the married father of five with political ambitions might want to reconsider.

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Among them is the account of one @BristolSweets, whose bio reads, “I am oh so tasty and will melt in your mouth AND in your hands.” Some of Bristol’s tweets are innocent enough. She’s apparently a fan of Long Island Iced Teas (they fuck you up and she loves them). But many of her other tweets are a bit more… awkward. 

“If my panties get any wetter,” reads a typical tweet, “I’m gonna have to take matters into my own hands.”  “Be warned…I scream when I cum,” she confides in another.

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In one exchange, @BristolSweets tweeted, “My hands are small… They make things in them look so BIG.”

“Great quote,” Trump Jr. personally responded.

Another user named  @0hJuliette’s has a bio that reads, “Smile :)) It’s the second best thing you can do with your lips…” Her candid tweets include, “I’m so tired of waiting for Mr. Handsome, employed, naked, and into butt-stuff…right now I’d settle for breathing…ok, AND butt stuff.”

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@stellanoir32, also followed by Trump Jr., describes herself as a “professional reverse cowgirl,” and “blowjob coach.” Her tweets follows a similar theme: “Pussy is finger food if you’re doing it right,” she writes.

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User @Clare_innit is similarly uninhibited, asking the internet to  “Never judge a pair of tits by the slut they’re attached to,” and insisting, “Sit ups should only be done if you get an orgasm at the end of it.”

 

He also follows Queef Tornado, which is apparently the Twitter handle of a bait-and-tackle store in Oklahoma that offers “a full line of sex toys.”

queef tornadoThen there is the Inebriated Baby …

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Dirt McTurd …

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And our personal favorite, Snatch Stache, who tweets record-scratching comedy gold like: “My mom just grabbed my cock. She said she was just trying to shift down, but she doesn’t drive, & we’re on the couch watching the #GRAMMYs.”

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More disturbing was Junior’s brief Twitter fling with AdolfJoeBiden, a raving white supremacist account Trump Jr. followed before the user was banned from Twitter. Adolf has since migrated to the social media platform Gab, which allows him to engage in uncensored speech like this:

“If I were Trump and these kikes kept accusing me of stirring up antisemitism, and then it turned out every single incident they pointed to was done by Jews and niggers, I would be so pissed. I hope this fully redpills him.”

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As his political profile has grown with his family’s, his Twitter lineup has expanded to more traditional and predictable figures like family-friendly celeb Chris Pratt and the Duck Dynasty crew, apprentice cast-offs Clay Aiken and Dennis Rodman, journalists from the right and left including Breitbart and the failing New York Times, and a panoply of conservative icons and institutions. Finally, in a nod to Trump’s Evangelical faith (and perhaps as a sign of contrition for his Twitter transgressions) Donald Trump Jr. currently follows not one, but two Jesus Christs.

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Let’s hope they’re forgiving.

About The Author

Samuel Braslow is the managing editor at FourTwoNine Magazine, and covers current events and politics for the website.

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