It would be just another ritzy, VIP dinner in just another Hollywood Hills manse, hosted by just another millennial millionaire, if it wasn’t for the inebriants carefully selected for each of the seven courses of this gourmet, vegan dinner. Each varietal was chosen by a sommelier (of sorts) to enhance the diner’s taste buds as they munched through kale salad, roasted carrots, cauliflower steaks, broccoli rabe, citrus sorbet, and Meyer lemon salad.
“The citrus flavors in this varietal really enhance the lime, pine nuts, and papaya in the salad,” explained the chef. This is not coincidental. We’re talking taste buds in the literal sense. Because the plants being imbibed are not grapes harvested for fine wines—they are “flowers” cultivated and harvested from fine cannabis strains.
Welcome to the world of luxury pot, a far cry from the clumsily-rolled, lipstick-edged joints I puffed in my salad days tooling around L.A. That was kids’ stuff.
Thanks to the legalization of medical marijuana—it can now be smoked, vaped, and ingested in 28 states and 40 countries—pot has become a $7 billion per year industry in the U.S. alone. And with the passing of California’s Prop 64 last November, the Golden State now allows its citizens to carry up to one ounce of marijuana or eight grams of concentrate without a medical license. Attorney General Jeff Sessions or Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch might try to mess with the fun, but eight states in the U.S. have made marijuana fully legal, and by 2020, the U.S. legal pot market looks poised to smoke out $22 billion in annual sales. If that doesn’t demand some luxe branding and packaging—well, then we can’t spell LVMH.
Today, if you’re an urban sophisticate—a discerning aesthete into designer clothing, bespoke travel and the newest Apple tech toys—then this bud’s definitely for you. While you’ve been desperately seeking ways to deal with mounting daily stresses of device addiction and a double-time-demanding job, cannabis has grown up, gone luxe, and morphed into a multibillion dollar luxury business that’s infiltrated fashion, dining, drinking, grooming, wellness, and even sex.
Fashion brands have been at the forefront of the movement to mainstream marijuana. In recent years, hippie-ish labels like Nomads and Ministry of Hemp have blazed the trail for high-enders like Stella McCartney, Ralph Lauren, and Saint Laurent in using hemp for clothing. Marijuana leaf T-shirts, long a wardrobe must for more devoted stoners, are now turning up on Stubbs and Wootton and Charlotte Olympia shoes, $900 cashmere sweaters by Lucien Pellat-Finet, and designer duds by brands such as Creatures of the Wind, Jeremy Scott, Alexander Wang, Converse, and Vans.
The Apple Store of weed? MedMen on Santa Monica Boulevard in West Hollywood. It’s a retail temple with long wooden tables holding iPads that list varieties, specialized cases displaying flowers with magnifying glasses to inspect color, and portals that let you catch a whiff. Each strain is accompanied by notes on place of origin and soil conditions. There are also $150 beehive shaped pipes by Tetra, and high-end vape pens, bowls, lighters, and other accoutrements.
“What’s happened in the last seven years is astronomical,” says one high-end dispensary proprietor, who’s raking in the dough while raking up the weed. “Stigmas are crumbling. The old pot dispensaries are morphing into luxury retail destinations. Palates have evolved. Now users want to know how high they’ll get before they ingest, so ratios of THC to CBD are on every product.”
Carefully served up by “budtenders,” the myriad varieties of cannabis are divided into two major groups: those high in THC, or tetrahydrocannabinol, the psychoactive chemical that gets you high; and those high in CBD, or cannabidiol, the compound that mellows you out and supposedly contains medicinal values.
Products with only CBD—oils, creams, foods—are non-psychoactive, and have taken up residence in stores, bars, and restaurants thanks in part to a groundbreaking 2013 CNN special called “Weed,” hosted by Dr. Sanjay Gupta. He pointed out CBD’s positive effects on anxiety, depression, insomnia, pain, inflammation, arthritis, ADHD, acne, schizophrenia, and so on. And now, reputable lines like Charlotte’s Web, Bluebird Botanicals, and Healthy Hemp Oil are producing CBD oil extracts, flavored tinctures, gelcaps and topical CDB skin salves, sold everywhere from doctors’ offices to grocery stores. A luxury line of CBD oils called Swissx has just debuted in the U.S. at Alchemy Health Food in West Hollywood and the Vitamin Barn in Malibu. Its makers say the soil and the air in Gstaad, Switzerland improve the quality of their hemp-and that they have a patented extraction process to achieve more purity than any other oil on the market.
Charlotte’s Web is a company founded in Boulder, Colorado, in 2011 by six brothers (referred to collectively as the Stanley Brothers, though unrelated to the bluegrass legends), and in case you suspect CBD just might be snake oil, read on: Ashley Grace, Charlotte’s Web’s head of marketing, explains, “[The Stanleys] figured out that flavonoids [natural nutrients from plants]can help with the symptoms of Alzheimer’s—and realized the market could be higher for non-psychoactive CBD than THC.’’
A girl named Charlotte Figi was plagued with crippling epilepsy until she was five when her mother, Paige, found the Stanley brothers. Doctors thought botanical CBD could help, so the brothers created an oil for the girl, who’d suffered up to 300 seizures a week. Now age ten, Charlotte’s healthy, and still taking 100 milligrams a day. “It also works well for migraines and knee pain,” adds Grace. “Charlotte’s Web uses the whole hemp plant, which makes us different from most CBD-based companies.”
A little THC cures all manner of ailments. Anti-inflammatory CBD healing creams are such a big business now that Doc Green’s, Cannabis Basics, and Apothecanna, among thousands of other brands—are taking the place of Tiger Balm. And CBD bath products and body scrubs, in Lavender Kush, Cannabis Rose, and Yuzu are being used to treat everything from neck and back pain to chronic arthritis.
Four years ago, L.A. fashion journalist Cindy Capobianco quit the glamour biz to start a high-end topicals and edibles pot business with her filmmaker husband. They called their new brand Lord Jones. “We looked at each other and said, ‘Cannabis is coming,’” Capobianco says. Now they administer sound baths at Neuehouse with gongs and crystal bowls, and produce high-end sea salt caramels and gumdrops.
Edibles have taken the idea of stoned snacking to a whole new level. MedMen’s food section is stocked with THC- and CDB-infused mints, chocolate red- hots, white chocolate with matcha, potato chips in salt & pepper and salsa picante, popcorn with butter salt, peppermint patties, Weetos (like Cheetos), red velvet cookies, Rice Krispie treats, and cannabis-laced butters, cheeses, and nut oils for cooking. And all of it is packaged as masterfully as anything out of Harrods or Dean and DeLuca.
For those who prefer their courage in liquid form, hundreds of THC-infused drinks line the shelves of dispensaries around the country: root beer, green tea, pink lemonade, Cannabis Quenchers Subtle Teas, Catapult coffee pods infused with cannabis, and Canna Cola fizzy sodas. CBD-infused drinks—energy drinks, lemonades, iced teas—are hawked in health food stores and juice bars.
And there’s an even higher-end version of legal CBD beverages: West Hollywood’s Gracias Madre and DTLA’s Prank bar are both notorious for their cocktails infused with cannabinoid oil, which won’t get you high—but will make you feel warmer and fuzzier. Gracias Madre’s libations have snazzy names: Stoney Negroni, Rolled Fashioned, and Sour T-iesel.
Sacramento is trying to make non-medical cannabis delivery legal.” And when that happens—look out. UberEats will turn into UberEdibles.
Yeah, good old-fashioned joints are pretty—well, old fashioned. Unless you use Shine x Tyga 24K gold rolling papers—named after rapper (and Kardashian-squeeze) Tyga. Shine also makes gold vapes, grinders, and rolling trays. Luxe hipster brand Vetements sells a gold weed grinder necklace for $750; Chrome Hearts makes a roller for $1,265 that’s sold at Tony Maxfield. The tattoo artist Scott Campbell— married to actress Lake Bell—just started a luxe line of vapes and edibles called Beboe, highly praised by Justin Theroux, Sharon Stone, and Orlando Bloom.
“When I started smoking weed, I had no idea if it was indica or sativa,” scowls a middle-aged pothead pal who is having a hard time adjusting to the Brave New World of weed. “And it had seeds. In the early days of weed stores, my guy was bringing buds down here the size of quarters. Now, high-end dispensaries have to have these hulking buds. It’s L.A., you know: The girls have to have certain size boobs, and dispen- saries have to have certain size buds.”
Still: “Flower sales are beginning to plateau,” a MadMen marketing executive says. “Upscale vapes and edibles are the growth areas. It’s harder to brand a flower, easier to do with vape pens.” No wonder there are so many vape brands: Humboldt, PAX3, Firefly, and more.
“The chardonnay moms want slick-looking vape pens,” adds the exec. “They want everything to be pretty. But the trajectory is just amazing in terms of what’s still coming. Now, Sacramento is trying to make non-medical cannabis delivery legal.” And when that happens—look out. UberEats will turn into UberEdibles—and why not? “Weed is much better than alcohol,” he laughs. “The next day, you feel much better, and there’s no calories. We’re still trying to come up with that skinny strain with no munchies.” In the meantime, calories might be the only down- side—along with the less urgent problem of where to spend all that crazy cash.
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